Thai vegetables aren’t a thing. And whatever they are, they certainly don’t belong in gyoza. MEAT.

It is a major misstep that this car does have standard HID/LED headlights or available cooled seats. I really don’t understand what GM was thinking. No car that costs 60k should have halogen headlights. The Camaro is available with cooled seats.

Gs350 AWD with the 4.8 V10 and 6 spd smg from the LFA and the hybrid system from the Gs450h for torque fill. Air ride, tea trays, curtains, a braid pretzel, and a set of Leon Hardiritt Ordens to sell the VIP low speed cruiser look.

Can you hear the writers’ keys,

How did Jalopnik let you get away?

His name was Don Yenko. It was the monogram for Yenko Super Cars. 

You should have heard the uproar on the hill overlooking turns 3 and 4 when Magnussen ran out of tire passing the GTD 488 with only 15 minutes to go, losing the lead. Disappointing for me, as I’m a Corvette Racing fan, but there was great racing all day, even in the Continental series.

Was there. Was incredible.

I’m going to watch the Corvettes run in the IMSA race at Lime Rock tomorrow. Any of you guys going?

Hey FancyKristen, I’ll take yours up to Miller Motorcars for you this weekend while you’re in St. Barth’s. Have Stokes leave the fob with the door man.

I hear FancyKristen has been putting somebody else’s nose to the grindstone. Let’s hope that hers doesn’t come away bloody. XOXO, GossipGirl.

Quick, delete this before we get another Fender Edition VW Beetle.

I totally forgot about this. “SIR! SIIIIIRRR! THIS NEVER WORKS!!!”

I totally forgot about this. “SIR! SIIIIIRRR! THIS NEVER WORKS!!!”

It’s a very good looking car from the rear and sides, but the nose reminds me of a pig’s snout. But what do I know. I like the way the standard IS350 looks. 

Why do people insist on ruining FD RX7 front ends?

1. The sun catches the nose of that car to make us look a lot more like a proboscis money than it should.

I sat in one once at NYIAS. It was surprisingly tight inside for me. But, of course, I was a 230lbs 6-footer.

This feels more and more like the NSX release more and more with every headline. I wonder who is going to show up on launch day with a new car developed in secret to steal Toyota’s thunder.

Goddamn. Stef, I appreciate the hell out of what you brought to Jalopnik and wish you the very best of luck. You’re an excellent writer and your articles were always well presented, balancing the fine line between quality analysis, credible opinions, and hilarious irreverence that, to me, is at the very heart of this…