Y’all need your heads examined. After that you need to each take your $1,000 and use it, plus the amount of time it took to shop for and apply all that junk, and direct it toward building a women’s community center instead.

I’ve never met a cop who thinks anything is a crime. They all have a million reasons not to arrest the guy who is doing some clearly illegal thing.

That took a bit for me to figure out. When I did figure it out, I realized that it took a while because it’s fucking sexist crap.

This is laughable and crazy but I can’t be against anything that forces corporations to be slightly less dishonest in their advertising.

One summer I stayed at a rented house. I met a neighbor on my daily dog walks, an elderly black woman with a garden of roses. We started talking about Obama, and she rushed into her house to bring out a stack of photos and cards the White House had sent her over the years. “My second family” she called them. It was…

I will give 1,000 new coffee tables to the first person who can show me a pic of someone eating one of those apples.

YES!

That can’t happen though, right? They put things in storage?

Is “yelling at me in French” a euphemism for cursing? Like “pardon my French”? If so, this girl is quaint as a basket of bonnet-wearing kittens. I must adore her now.

THANK YOU. I’m so sick of the Hillary bashing I could vomit. It’s sexist gangrened tripe.

A kid I nannied was supposed to bring a desert from her culture to school one day. I made Rice Krispie squares.

That’s “Miss” Chanandler Bong. Rachel, use your head!

Will all the parents please stop declaring their parenthood as some special qualification to discuss this issue?

Please stop with the “if you have kids you’ll understand this” trash.

How are people yelling at you for this comment? That “sexy celebrity woman confesses she never felt sexy” trope is so tired and sexist. And the magic of childbirth trope is even more vomit inducing. This isn’t about someone feeling different, it’s about a celeb reading the sexy sucessful woman disclaimer script.

I adore this typo “If you love in California.”

Mnemonic: To spell “lose” you lose the extra “o.”

I counted 1 slideoff before Comcast got there, 3 slideoffs after, 1 wreck after video guy put his long string of cones out, and 12 safe drivebys total. I’m starting to think the problem might not be Comcast.

Thank you! Strangers walking up to strangers in public and criticizing them is fucking annoying as hell. If people started out realizing they don’t always know the whole story and that we’re all on the same damn side, there would be a lot more getting done and a lot fewer internet videos.