We need mobile emergency human biology courses for conservative men.

That’s revolutionary! It’s like ... a brilliant idea that somehow nobody ever thought of before. It keeps the business from wasting time on jerks and it keeps the jerks from coming back. I truly love this.

Probably too complicated for you to understand.

Thanks -- I checked because my first thought was the same as yours and I was FURIOUS. Still furious even after finding out they’re not paid, but now it’s for the reason you stated above “old rich fucks with nothing better to do.”

When I was a kid, an uncle who lived in another city was “off” every time we visited. I instinctively avoided him. He was the father of four boys, one of whom grew up to have daughters. We weren’t in touch so it never occurred to me to say anything to my cousin like, “Hey, be cautious about your daughters with your…

There’s also Facebook and Twitter.

No, they aren’t paid. You’re thinking of the chancellors, etc.

Can he please be fired now? Who do we have to talk sense into in order to get him fired? Otherwise his contract has him there until 2026.

Dating doesn’t mean that? Now I’m depressed.

AND they’re talking about training classes! Amazeballs!

Wow! Actual consequences! For a second I thought I’d misread the headlines — I was all, “wait, whut?”

My guess: The other kids make fun of Baron online.

YouTube store and Amazon Prime.

My family had the album with that bit on it. As a little kid, I was a huge Bill Cosby fan. As I remember it, the Spanish Fly joke was near the end of the album. So the first time I heard it, I was already laughing and happy from the rest of the album when he started telling this incomprehensible joke. I kept waiting…

Jesus Christ, I would never go to my boss for advice on a personality conflict. That’s pretty much career suicide.

There’s really no point in documenting everything, unless you yourself want to remember what happened. Once the office politics have turned against you, nobody listens to the facts.

Baker Beach!

You’re a natural.

You are wrong and you should feel wrong.

Wait! You guys get 86 pence? We only get 79 cents here!