Thank you, culture historian!

That is the most adorable “why?” face ever.

My dad once made me wear a long sleeved t-shirt under my costume and I cried inconsolably. I grew up in So Cal. I had no idea what cold was.

Can I be both your best friends?

This is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard of and I was all ready to write a scathing “typical LifeHacker” comment. Then I realized that hurricane people are different from my people and that nature has forced them to adopt ways unlike my own.

I also love you.

I love you.

Thank you! I was utterly confused and now I’m not. :)

Why would you offer an opinion on a video you haven’t seen? You’re sick.

Suspend all classified briefings for Secretary Clinton? Ryan realizes she isn’t currently in office, right? She’s not being briefed on anything classified.

I initially read that as “the internet of me.” A phrase I love now more than life itself.

This is the best written article since Caity Weaver slipped away under cover of night.

I like that typo “surprised video.” Like Trump’s depravity is so shocking that even the video itself is surprised.

As someone raised in a fundamentalist Christian household and who briefly considered the escape route of converting to Judaism, I can assure you that you have nothing approaching this swirling, headache-inducing, nauseating-yet-impossible-to-ignore bowl of Chex Party Mix.

If you were president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Flashbacks to receiving these as “tips” when I waited tables.

They did the same thing with Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. He called it a “high tech lynching” and a lot of people went along with that view.

I know, right? In my whole life I’ve never wanted anyone to be doxxed (oh wait except that Redditor guy who posted non-consensual photos) but this guy should have to publicly take responsibility for being an accessory to a crime.

I’m so sorry that happened to you. It sounds like you worked very hard to heal from this, and I hate that you had to do it without the support you deserved. Sharing your story helps make the world a better place, so thank you.

I live in a college town. I was in an eyeglasses store in September and a freshman boy walked in with his mom — his glasses had broken while he was moving in to his dorm and he needed replacements.