There’s even rules on selling daughters into slavery, and when it’s right to give them freedom, in the Old Testament.

As they say, the first step is acknowledging that you have a problem. And despite the disingenuous “honest question”, you aren’t yet interested in doing that.

Paul Giamatti is the same age as  Vin Diesel. I don't have anything else to add I just like bringing it up. 

All sorts of crazy stuff is in the Bible. Polygamy was even accepted in the Old Testament, whereas monogamy became the norm after the Romans.

Listen buddy, I saw a copy of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney on the shelf at a game shop years ago. I didn’t buy it but let me tell you, looking at the cover picture taught me a lot about the legals and the briefs, so I think I’m qualified to say that this is a clear-cut win for the claim-man against the bad-team, for a…

Had TLOU2 come out in any other year, it would definitely be on this list. People just weren’t in the mood for that kind of super downer game in 2020.

It’s kind of funny that TLOU2 isn’t on here, given some of the other games that appear. It’s probably my goty, although I’ve still yet to start Hades and I haven’t finished Cyberpunk yet.

Come on, there is no way the internet hasn’t already figured out who this woman is, where she works, her blood type, her favorite pizza toppings, and every time she has ever said the n-word in private Snapchats with her friends who all swear they are super woke and progressive.

Don’t let me down, web detectives. You…

Dox them, get them fired and lose their jobs. The karen and the hotel manager.

I was literally thinking “I don’t remember Carrie Fisher being the most beautiful woman on Earth” as I was watching that. Seeing her honestly made me sad about her death all over again.

She always seemed to be having fun with the role, not taking it too seriously...

Nope. There are not two sides to this issue. Don’t return the cart, and you’re the asshole. It doesn’t matter if some hypothetical employee really wants to waste a bunch of time chasing after carts, because there are other issues with not returning the carts. Damage to vehicles when they roll into them, and blocking…

“Do you let people off the train before you board?” For the non-city dwellers among us, the same exact test can be done substituting elevators. In fact, it’s an even better test, as elevators are certainly smaller than trains, if somewhat less frequently as full. If you barge onto an elevator as the doors are opening,…

I gathered the carts for a Menards in college. It is generally not an enjoyable experience. Customers yell at you if one hits their car or is blocking a spot. I saw some pull up next to a rogue cart and use it as their cars trash can (Disney’s study sounds totally plausible to me). Despite my big neon green vest,…

Just because someone doesn’t mind fixing your assholery does not change the fact that it is assholery. The factor of someone maybe taking some joy from fixing your laziness does not counterbalance the potential issues the act creates in potential damage to others’ cars, increased contact in a period we are trying to…

The littering section reminded me of a quote from White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller, when campaigning for student government in his school days:

Unless you’ve surveyed every employee of the particular store at which you are shopping to confirm that they all “enjoy rallying up the carts” and believe it to be “easy, soothing work,” you are an asshole if you don’t put back your cart. I can’t even believe that you would try to both sides something as dumb and…

I used to push carts at Costco in Anchorage Alaska. Six inches of snow and ice on the ground, and temperatures below zero.

I would say it depends a lot on the location and the weather.

Not to toot my own horn but what do you call it when someone organizes the carts in the cart corral? Or returns a cart to the store that’s sitting in the parking lot because I’m, I mean they, are on their way in anyway so what’s the big deal? (I don’t do that right now because of Covid but is walking a loose cart to…