I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

“The person with the most necessary job in the world, FIFA’s chairman of audit and compliance, has resigned”

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Ooooh, a visit to the erotic theater! Ah, I enjoy it immensely, a ribald and bawdy occasion for which there is much merriment!