I guess you could say she knows FA about anthem singing!

Every time I read a statement from McAffee, I picture him finishing it by yelling, “McAfee Rules” with his fists in the air and then jumping through the nearest (closed) window and running away.

“The person with the most necessary job in the world, FIFA’s chairman of audit and compliance, has resigned”

FIFA vs. IOC naked mud wrestling match: The mud would get up and walk out of the ring.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

Yeah, I hear ‘moist’ and I think of awesome cake, or vagina. What’s not to love?

Ooooh, a visit to the erotic theater! Ah, I enjoy it immensely, a ribald and bawdy occasion for which there is much merriment!