This coming from the lyrical genius of Bootylicious fame. GTFOH.

Pretty soon someone is gonna tell me there’s a Paris that isn’t in Texas.

Man, what did the 10th grade JV team do without you?

Willian seems like he would be awesome off the pitch. I would also have pints with John Terry.

You mean sociopath.

I bet you said that about Chelsea too.

Breaking News! Black guy hits woman!

Looks like she got the fame & money she wanted. Now she can do The Bachelorette.

I don’t think all 12 fans in attendance would have been offended.

You have any idea how expensive paper is in jail? You use all of it.

Has anyone made a “Detroit is a shithole” joke yet?

If you MET at the hotel, then why would you expect a ride home after? All sorts of sketchiness in the story.

He really is a great dude. Like I cheer for him so hard and hope he’s here his entire career & I’m a little shocked Hammond didn’t go after Thanasis to keep Giannis happy. I mean, can’t be worse than giving Tyler Ennis a roster spot right?

She IS NOT A MODEL. She & her sister Kate are Instagram hookers. Go read TheDirty dot com to find out who these vapid piece of fuck meat are in reality.

Washington would elect an A cup.

Not one player over 5'8" not even the non white guy.

I think we all know how poorly it turned out for Lucas the last time he got involved with sports. #NeverForgetHaim

You did yourself a complete disservice by not even trying Sprecher’s.

You are a goddamn savage in the lineage of Eli Manning.

Did the announcer really attempt to shorten it to “Kob’ “