It’s disgusting. “Birthday cake” is its own separate flavor from “actually good cake” in that it deliberately tastes artificial and shortening-heavy. 

Right there with you. “Birthday cake” as a flavor is boring and basic AF. Birthday cake as an object should be chocolate with cannoli cream filling and chocolate ganache.

“EAT THIS RICE BALL ASS! EAT IT!”

Not a fan...just give me chocolate and call it a day.

Agree they should leave people alone. But harassment's about power, not horniness.

It is gross. Even in it’s intended form. And I’m convinced it’s the new pumpkin spice. Everywhere I turn it’s birthday cake this and that. There’s even an energy drink flavored like that. And those are already too sweet. 

Am I the only one who thinks “birthday cake flavor” sucks? Even in the form of a birthday cake? Overly sweet with vaguely vanilla-like notes? When my office birthday roles around I pull a Creed Bratton and ask for a pie.

Do you really think your run of the mill strip clubber would recognize Constance Wu?

Alternative title: Rice Balls You’ll Never Want to See Again

My first reaction too. I guess there are some people who would be like, “Oooh how pretty! I love cats!” but I’m like, “No, that’s a severed head on a platter.”

Yeaaaaah.... not sure how to feel about that severed cat head on a plate.

Exactly! I even keep the cooked pancakes in a warm oven until I finish the batch so everyone’s pancakes are warm. I’m not making a decorative board with them!

Oh boy, cold pancakes and cold bacon for breakfast so you can Instagram your food a new way. But at least now you also have a mountain of food waste for all the stuff you don’t end up eating, so it’s a win-win.

This is the correct take.  Cold pancakes, no matter how well prepared, taste like cardboard.

One of my friends posted this on facebook and I will respond here as I did there.

You seem to know a lot more about my life than even I do, it’s great.

Bro, I’m from western France’s countryside. If I’ve met that many non binary people as you think I have, I definitely didn’t know it, and they definitely didn’t themselves ^^ There is more pigs than people in my entire state. Most of the people are…

I think it’s also kinda odd to throw that definition in there when it doesn’t seem to describe Lori’s sexuality. Her husband is talking about Lori, not a general definition of all bisexual people. Lori, in particular, is attracted to both men and women who seemingly adhere to the gender binary since both Brian and…

Yeah lol, I can’t objectively say I’m attracted to people with gender identities that don’t adhere to the binary because I’ve never met anybody identifying outside of it. I’ve met a couple trans people, but both very solidly identified in a binary way, I’ve met a couple identifying as sapios that were insufferable…

Okay, bisexuality also encapsulates attractions to people with gender identities that don’t adhere to the binary, but we’ll press on.

Isn’t that pansexuality ? bi means two, which kinda implies the 2 major genders / adherance to binary. 

AM I wrong on this ? If so I might’ve been self identifying somewhat wrong for…

Banana
"You know that dessert people make, with bananas and banana pudding and Vanilla wafers? "