Speaking as a guy who actually has experience working with CPU architecture, this is a myth. Sure, being able to address more memory is ONE advantage of 64-bit (that having been said, there are actually ways to use far more than 4GB of RAM with 32-bit systems, most devs just aren’t smart enough to make it happen), but…

Which is a terrible argument when you stop and realize there are open world games out there that are more densely-packed with things to do yet also far less buggy.

Body pillows have been a thing for almost as long as head pillows have.

Most Japanese straight up porn games have had this since the 90s. It honestly amazes me that slightly-more-mainstream ecchi games like this one haven’t always do this.

But how am I supposed to get my mom to come and clean my apartment for me once a month if I don’t allow her access to my apartment?

You can mitigate this quite a bit by switching your status in the Friends feature to “offline.” Then your friends at least won’t get notifications when you play it. Then you just have to hope that none of your friends ever bother to peruse your massive wall of shame for no reason, which in my experience not many…

Two quick notes:

“That would change the way we perceive the length of any game”? There were games back in the NES and SNES era that already did the very thing you just described. Having a way to end the game at any stage of the story you wish and get multiple endings as a result is not a revolutionary feature.

Nintendo has already thoroughly confirmed that he is definitely a he for all the insane doubters that are still out there who don’t have an understanding of basic anatomy.

I literally just bought this a few days ago....

I literally just bought this a few days ago....

It’s been done already.