*Crawls out of my coffin*

Mr. Freedom, now those were some winged shoes.

Well, him an Kanye were lovers (allegedly) so that makes sense.

They always have such smug grins, like they’re about to eat an three course meal of shit.

So basically, Megyn Kelly and Bill O’Reilly have something in common with liberals?

I don’t know but I’ve heard that Gary Glitter, and Charles Manson have both asked Trump’s not to use any of their music in advance. He’s just something that they don’t want to be associated with.

Let’s make tribute videos set to sappy love songs.

The Dark Lord, Nancy Grace, is already sending her servants across the lands on a mission to gather even the most lurid details.

I thought that was Virginia. Wasn’t Virginia the slut?

Oh, I was mostly joking. But, I was very little (three or four) when it first aired and remember seeing it, I think ABC aired it once a year for a couple of years and Vh1 picked it up and airs it til this day.

I mean, I was definitely disinterested and can only remember bits and pieces, like Michael’s pet rat that gets…

Or miss The Jacksons: An American Dream?

I don’t know. Are they like the British Baldwins?

Oh please tell me someone said; “The strippers are here and we’re missing it because of these stupid blindfolds!”

Blanche was only in her 40's and no one can prove otherwise.

ETA: She started menopause in the first season, so her age probably wasn’t that much of an exaggeration.

Awe. I was hoping it was “dragon” because they’re trying to attract a very specific type of girl.

They definitely said “dragon wagon” in tonight’s version, although I thought it was “draggin’ wagon” because that made slightly more sense to me for some reason.

Hey! The good ladies of the Red Hat Society like to get their kink on too.

Yes, she is legally an adult when she turns 18, but she won’t be able to buy liquor or rent a car either. It’s generally accepted that adulthood does not come with mental and emotional stability.

Really? It’s giving me Disney vibe. I bet before this is all said and done Kris Jenner ends up transforming herself into a toothless hag with a basket full of apples and a dragon.

The Cliff Notes Version:

She’s an exotic dancer turned model who Drake name dropped in a song, she used that as a springboard to become a magazine cover girl/video vixen.

She was friends with Kim. She also had a child (King Cairo, he’s adorable) with, and was engaged to rapper Tyga. Chyna and Kim had a falling out.…

Like the Legion of Doom but with incredible asses.