Clearly there is only one solution. We must break away from the sitters and standers and form a new group. The hoverers.

You’re not really sitting but you’re definitely not standing. You slightly lift your ass, everything is spread and accessible, and you wipe. It’s more hovering.

Also, in Necronom IV, the monster (that would eventually become the Alien) had a grotesquely large penis. I can’t find it anywhere with a quick Google search, but I feel like I’ve heard Giger, O’Bannon, and Scott wanted to keep the penis and make it the Alien’s main weapon but the studio wouldn’t let them.

Well, I believe George R.R. Martin has said that Dany was loosely inspired by Catherine.

Inflatable dolls, they’re not just for masturbation anymore.

If I were the reporter, I would demand that she do the weird stretchy leg thing.

There was a guy in my hometown who kept a mannequin in his car to fool potential car thieves. Maybe it was the same, admittedly quirky, logic.

And I hate myself for knowing this, but he “gave” her two cars for her birthday, the re-gifted Mercedes, that probably belonged to Blac Chyna, and a Ferrari, that it turned out later was leased in Kylie’s name. The Mercedes was given to her before the birthday party.

That baby could stand to lose a few ounces. Also, if she’s so great, where’s her teeth?

Done. No drooling little shit factories are going to wriggle their way into my heart of stone.

that sensational sectional. that SENSATIONAL SECTIONAL. THAT SENSATIONAL sectional. THAT SENSATIONAL SECTIONAL.*

*Fixed it for you.

But I don’t think he’s that talented, he just makes films that are a pastiche of more entertaining b-movies and foreign films that are pretty obscure to the general public, but on a bigger budget.

It’s from a film called The Night Porter, no matter how bad the photo may appear, the subject matter is much worse.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stray_Toa…

Have you seen Tarantino in Baadasssss Cinema? It’s a documentary on the history and impact of Blaxploitation films and Quentin Tarantino decides to dress up in an African print caftan/kufi combo for his interview. Quentin Tarantino is an idiot.

Oooh shit! Lol he painted a car to re-gift? ! Lol thank you friend

Awwww. The shark tooth necklace really brings the whole ensemble together.

2. Why is this chick so bad?

I would pay money for that. Not $50.00 though.

Completely off topic:

Zosia Mamet plays one of the only likable characters in the entire show.