After pumping up the Babypod, ultrasounds showed the fetuses responding to the music by moving their mouths and tongues, as if they were performing Lip Sync Battle in utero.

Is there a specific kind/time period you like best?

Hate being famous? Who does she think is? Rob? Kris would skin her alive.

Speaking of Hilary Duff, in KY a woman bit her boyfriend in the face during an argument over whether or not Hilary Duff was in a television commercial.

“Women voting? How does she do it without a man over her shoulder helping her along the way? What if she’s having her monthly? We could end up with a tray of brownies as president. It’s just absurd.”

I’m gonna kill it at my Fox News audition.

The cane, the sweater flowing black robes, the needing physical support, the little show-trip.

The whole ‘cheering and clapping’ thing seems to be completely American.

Oh, damn you. You just made me spit tea all over my keyboard.

I have to add my Carrie Fisher love. I mourn the fact that we never got the American Absolutely Fabulous remake with Carrie Fisher in the Edina Monsoon role.

The funny thing is that I don’t remember it, I was literally still young enough for it to be socially acceptable for me to crap my pants when that happened, but later she would bring it up at every opportunity.

She would talk about her latest diet and then say - You know how she suddenly turns into Sassy Southern…

I know someone with a, I shit you not, official Atari Member’s Only jacket.

Plus, she kind of owns some major stock in WW now, doesn’t she? If she bought Chef Boyardee, she’d do a commercial making Chef Boyardee sound life changing.

You mean the day she came out with a little wagon filled with bags of fat?

I’m assuming you know there was a Dynasty “unauthorized story” film a few years ago. Although, I think it was authorized.

Whoever it belongs to, you would think they might feel a little ashamed that their courtyard blends in so seamlessly with shows that peaked during the late ‘80s and early ‘90s.

This is nothing to do with Glee, but have you ever noticed that they use the same courtyard in all of those Lifetime unauthorized stories?

Jesus Christ. If you bother to take the time and read the full thread it was a reply specifically to someone wondering about the odds of Mark Sailing abusing underage fans while on that Glee concert tour.

BlockBuster isn’t defending Mark Sailing and other people who view child pornography, it’s not someone playing…

Except us gays.

To paraphrase Margaret Cho; “A pre-teen girl and a middle-aged gay man are a power couple. If she has a gay uncle, she knows she’s getting those [Five Seconds of Summer] tickets.”

It’s covered on the 20/20 episode. From what I remember, all the families settled out of court with one exception but once the Couch family was forced to testify (which 20/20 airs) they dropped the case and took the settlement.

I think there was a bounty for like $5,000.00. She should have apprehended his ass, he’s only 5’7”, 130 lbs.

I have Cerebral Palsy but I bet I could take him and his scrawny, bird-like mother.