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Also why do you need that many condoms?

They mean it’s two completely different things in the same region.

This article is about ‘comfort women’ women Japan forced into prostitution starting before and lasting until shortly after WWII and the dissolving of Imperial Japan.

The Washington Post article is about the history of the American military and

The white box the kid is holding is where you would find the serial number.

First off, who is this pretender to the Galactic Confederacy’s throne? I want him frozen and thrown into the nearest volcano immediately.

Now that I’ve got that off my chest, I thought Snoke was supposed to be Snake+Smoke or something. I assumed that someone was trying too hard to think like George when they came up

No, Schumacher was in charge of the majority of the Batman movies in the ‘90s.

Burton made one Batman film (Batman Returns) in the 1990s (as in the period spanning 1990 - 1999) to Schumacher’s two. Burton’s first Batman movie was released in the 1980s, the late 1980s, but still the ‘80s.

Give Madge some credit. For a convert, she’s mastered the Jewish mom guilt.

You forgot to call us all ‘sheeple’.

Shhh, just ignore him, or he’ll make us listen to that band of his 30 Seconds to the Mars Volta.

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I want Krampus.

I just want to tell my nephew that if he isn’t well behaved, on Christmas Eve, a horrifying goat-man is going to come down the chimney, take him away in a big burlap sack, and beat him with birch, while rattling chains at him. I mean, it’s just good fun.

Under what context were you posting this picture of Emperor Palpatine?

I actually made a half-ass attempt to look for it before commenting, but I had no luck. I just tried again with some other terms and I think I found it, look for The Rise of the Southern Biscuit.

“Rocco, sweetie, darling. I can party with your friends. I’ve taken the Molly.”

I can’t wait until one of her kids write a tell-all.

A few years ago, I watched an entire, feature length documentary on the American biscuit and it’s history. It was fascinating

They tried it earlier (maybe early 2014) with Paul Hollywood but no Mary Berry. Jeff Foxworthy was the host.

And the character is probably homosexual.

To be fair, if those are her exact words, your mom didn’t actually deny being a space alien. Did she?

How did they get Pat “the Crypt Keeper” Robertson to agree to a name change?

What about Atlantica? I hear they were briefly ruled over by a 300 lb drag queen who launched a one woman war on Christmas.

There was also some controversy over the fact that the good characters looked like European’s with tans, Aladdin was supposedly modeled on Tom Cruise, and the villains looked like hook-nosed, racist caricatures. In Disney’s defense, one of the villains was a parrot.