Seriously, fuck Caillou and everything he stands for.

How does one write an ‘unauthorized autobiography’?

I don’t think it’s Steve. I bet Steve shows up and they fall in love all over again or some shit.

Hell would freeze over before Disney and Fox reach a deal. They’ve been engaged in a childish, passive-aggressive game ever since Disney purchased Marvel and the whole thing is batshit insane.

Fox owns the six previous Star Wars films until 2020, a reasonable studio would try and bank on that with the release of a new…

Phil Spector is a horrible, horrible man but A Christmas Gift for You from Phil Spector is really the only Christmas album anyone needs.

That scene where the welfare worker is trying to trade her a welfare check for a pair of shoes she found in the garbage is the greatest.

I think it got picked up by Direct TV or something a few years after NBC cancelled it, but the budget was only a fraction of what they got on network television.

It really went down hill when Timmy died. I always assumed the character was written off because of Josh Ryan Evans’ real life death, but it turns out Evans…

Reva’s clone.

They’re actually in Baum’s original book, the Tin Man saves the queen of the Field Mice from a cat and she returns the favor by having her subjects carry the Cowardly Lion out of the Poppy Field. In the book Glinda doesn’t send a magic snow, the Scarecrow and Tin Man have to move Dorothy and the Lion out of the field…

Thank you and I agree, I deserve all the stars.

Yeah, it’s made blatant in the film version. The Poppy Field is a bad neighborhood with neon-lights that say things like “Ticklers” and “Fun Thighs” and the Poppies are basically street walkers.

I remember the Lion being arrested by mice police in the stage version but I don’t think that made it into the film version.…

Well, Catherine the Great allegedly had a small secret room in adjoining her bedroom called the ‘erotic cabinet’ to entertain her lovers. It was filled with custom made erotic furniture (tables with penis legs, chairs with vaginas carved into the backrests, etc.) and erotic art and antiques. That’s supposedly where…

Costume porn: incoming.

Well, the obvious thing to do is make television that’s really intelligent and pretentious. Like Bergman or Bunuel style television shows.

I’m also partial to her interview with the Club Kids, where she feels up Leigh Bowery.

Schumacher made two out of three of the Batman films from the ‘90s (1990-1999). He was in control over most the Batman film franchise in the ‘90s, at no point did I imply that he made any merchandising choices.

For future reference, not everything on the internet is meant to be taken literally, but continue…

Most of those Batman toys came out in the 90’s when Kenner/Hasbro had the license and in their defense; Joel Schumacher was in charge of the Batman movies for most of the decade, so it’s not that unlikely that Batman would have put on an a day-glo green suit with wings made out of neon lights to fight crime.

The Simpsons did it!

How is Nick Cannon getting this much play in life? Am I the only one who finds him beyond annoying? Whatever he is doing - acting, “rapping”, on TV - no, just stop and go away. The guy is annoying beyond belief. Mariah, good for you for getting out of that one.

You better watch that mouth...