I think our cats would prefer Costco. Hunting their favorite prey, the rotisserie chicken.

“I Said GOOD NIGHT, Sir!”

Maybe if they could find a couple of Big Jared Types to put on the offensive line.

The manager stated that it was a good place to work. The staff was listening at the door and began snickering. She screamed at them, “You’re lucky to have jobs!”.

We had a leaking nitrogen tank stored in our poorly ventilated laboratory. It’s heavier than air so all of the sitting techs were falling into a very peaceful sleep. Luckily we was caught it in time.

Grew up in the country near a small midwestern town or basically a cornfield. The lush open green fields and quiet peaceful days are wonderful. Eventually you have to go to the town grocery store where half of your graduating class clogs the isles with gossip and judgement.

I got sick during a weeklong training course in North Carolina with my Boss. It was an intense stomach flu (headache, vomiting, diarrhea), which lasted about two day. I fell so horrible but still attended all the training. My Boss constantly berated me and told me to pull myself together. On the trip home, she came…

FM 21-20 : Head, Shoulder, Knees, and Toes

Our pictures resembled an expensive prison mugshot. We even had to hold the identification board in front of us. It was a good picture by NSA facial recognition standards.

"The plane is not your living room,"

Funny thing, they had a protest against standardized testing in front of the Department of Education. There were about 30 teachers protesting with 21 Homeland Security SUVs surrounding them. Most of the officers were either reading or watching videos on their phones.

Excellent, a new challenge for work. To use "Business Man Staring Disgustedly at Corn Dog" into a presentations this week. Should be fun inside joke too.

"Activia"

Steven: Can I get a knife or fork?

When Ravens running Ray Rice exited the tunnel and was introduced to the home crowd, he drew a standing ovation.

I tried to coax it out but it wouldn't budge, so I got a broom to ease it out.

It took a man wearing biker's gear to stop this 'devil cat'

I like it. There are so few songs mixing Country and Rap. I think Kid Rock has done some and of course my favorite, KLF/Tammy Wynette's Justified and Ancient (MooMoo Land).