I'm seriously losing the will to live.

Tell you what, "Bro" - I've got about twenty or twenty-five male friends in your area. They're of the bear-persuasion. Howsabout they come up to you and grope your flabby little arse? Let's see you laugh that off. Prick.

Well, ain't she the picture of domestic harmony and delightfulness. Despite the fact that she's somewhat screwed up, it's actually that she did this whilst her child was in the car that speaks volumes about her. What happened after she got back in the Mummy Wagon? Did she have a go at the child? Classy. Really…

The cars from Pole Position. Really. Really.