I walked into that one.

Actually yeah. The goats said the turtle was a baaaaaaaaaaa-d driver

Oh yea? Have you seen a turtle driving 3 billy goats across Lake Tahoe in a vw bug converted to a hydroplane that runs on hopes and dreams of orphans?

Nissan Paint and evo seats in a subaru? Now I’ve seen everything

Ahhhhhhhh!

I am a Millennial
I studied and am employed in Marketing, allow me to marketing fluff-up my sentiments on this heap:

Dental Plan

AHAHAHAHAHAHA*sob*...

The loss of Hackenberg and Hatz is huge. Porsche will deal with it a bit better than Audi, as they have no shortage of brilliant minds in Weissach, but it’s still a huge hit.

I would have also accepted, “something smells fishy with the VAG.”

Four grammar errors in 17 words. You don’t need any assistance looking bad.

Can we call it the Two-By-Four? I’m calling it the Two-By-Four.

A car combination that screams “MY PENIS IS AVERAGE SIZE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.”

One says I’m clearly compensating for something; the other says I'm completely secure with who I am.

I will keep that in mind next time I am looking for a gigantic luxobarge for autocross duty.

This happens to me a lot and here’s what I do:

A GIFfest to sum up my feelings on this issue.

DO NOT TEASE ME ALFA

The vast majority of websites not containing content that needs to be protected is the best part of HTTPS everywhere. The more times the NSA decrypts my traffic only to find a recipe for chocolate cheesecake the better.