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Nobody ever said, "I really wish my Porsche could go off road and haul my whole family and their gear. And I want it to be uglier." Except they obviously did, because they sell the hell out of these things, and from why I can work out they're pretty damn good.

Sir, it says here your car color is "Like the rising sun over Mt. Fuji", and under make/model theres just a haiku about the progress of industry juxtaposed against the preservation of nature. Also the second page is actually just a woodblock carving of a woman, with what looks to be an octopus, engaging in coitus

Funny, my STi doesn't consume any oil, never added any fluid (except washer) in the past 3 years i've owned her.

everybody should know the joy of owning a wrx wagon.

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That looks exactly like a Ponsse Buffalo, which is the same company that makes the incomparable, amazing, Ponsse Scorpion King.

His counterargument was spot on and he wasn't even rude about it.

The Zonda LH.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

oh, a fart can, a huge wing and some dazzly graphics is all you need.

Type-R tachometer with needle at 3k?

You, sir, are a goddamn American hero.

Also, I believe compact CD Walkmans were just becoming popular at this time period. I know my first one had both a aux-in headphone jack and an aux-out for your hifi stereo, so that may be why this stereo came so equipped.

"We are proud to introduce the 2009 Acura NSX here at the 2015 Detroit Auto Show!"

*reads article*
Hmmm...
*reads article again*
Still not getting it.
*Decides to just look at pictures*
Oh hey! A kitty!
These are good pictures.

(Puts on flame suit)

Memory power seats.