Closest shave I've ever gotten with the least amount of irritation, Merkur safety razor:

British racing green. Once a mainstay of sports cars and roadsters, it seems like a rich, darker green with that touch of blue and sometimes a nice metallic flake is gone. It can be understated with some classy alloys on a sedan, or gently touched with those sunshine yellow accents and wheels to just scream out that…

This is the only thing to use for cleaning a stainless steel sink! I used to use steel wool or some Soft Scrub on a sponge, but this stuff works much better. Removes rust and stains quickly and easily.

I thought this was appropriate:

The trajectorizarealignerator? Yea, it's standard. #futuretech

The reaction to so-called luxury brands baffle me. Recently I was looking for a wagon for my family. I drove the Acura TSX wagon, loved it but it didn't have the right space for my family. I told my boss I test drove an Acura and he was all, "whoah, how can you afford that?" The Subaru Outback I wound up buying cost…

Bad advice, a well taken care of $5000 car will always be better than some clapped out, ragged out POS from a 3rd tier dealer. I was unemployed for 6 months in 2009 and i never once thought about ditching the Jag, I knew it was reliable.

A car that has a known service history is better than gambling on a used car that doesn't. The owned the car that long, they knew its history, they kept things going.

Nobody would have batted an eye if she showed up in a recent-model Corolla that's worth literally twice as much money.

Now that you live in Philadelphia, how will you make jokes based on looking down on other locations in America? It, by definition, will be impossible.

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So based on the looks of that Cooper, someone just donked the shit out of their lawnmower.

I imagined battlestar galactica spooling up the FTL drives

I'm not sure what the opposite of a sore loser is, but Porsche nails it. It's just a shame they used the same voice-over guy as Spottswoode from Team America.

"They usually end up in her mouth before I can tell her to stop"

I haven't found an electric RC car that can out-accelerate my Grey. She'll hit 45 in three bounds, faster than anything I've tried. They usually end up in her mouth before I can tell her to stop :)

When I was a kid all we had were manual transmission cars at the house. That's how you drove. You steered, you pushed the pedals, and moved that stick around. I paid attention and asked questions.