This car is absolutely lovely.

It's like watching those fainting goats, but in car form.

Hey, she might be available.

Huh. So there are still some crazy women I HAVEN'T dated.

I can acknowledge the existence of this video, but for my poor heart, I refuse to watch it.

So, is this him?

But, did you see the craftsmanship, the details, the bread slices and rubber-bands?

You are so beyond right, it's not even funny.

It's summertime, which means it's Tourism Time in downtown DC. While I grew up in Maryland, and have lived in both DC and Virginia, I'm used to seeing the White House, the Monuments, the Smithsonians, the Embassies, etc.... I've even worked in a few of the tourist sites in…

By this logic, driving a Pinto will make you a god amongst men.

You know what is the ultimate tailgating deterrent? not loafing in the passing lane

Good job, now flip the boat over and hogtie the prop in one swift motion!

Yippee! My #1 on I-40 won me #2..................or something like that.

When asked about his loyalty to the child, the cat replied "What child? I saw a fucking dog, I acted. Nibbles is looking out for Nibbles."

So Trailblazer.

Its far from a "nice civic" but to a certain extent you are paying for the badge.

Obligatory:

I have no idea what's going on here but I think I approve.

I will not watch this GIF on a loop and laugh