Call your Sotheby’s agent, and gleefully inform them they’ll need to write you a multiple-million dollar check. There’s no way that ship isn’t insured for more than it’s worth.

This isn’t a false dichotomy. The question raised above, I believe, is the wrong question. The dissonance between the cars manufacturers are manufacturing and the cars enthusiasts want manufactured isn’t due to the automakers, it’s due to the consumer. The vast majority of car purchasers want safe, reliable,…

1st Gear: So, Ford builds smaller, lower-margin vehicles in Mexico where it can still make a profit, and keeps larger, higher-margin production in the States? How does this make Ford evil? Couldn’t they have shipped their SUV and Truck manufacturing to Mexico, too, and reaped larger margins?

Sweet baby jesus, someone else who understands this thing.

Methinks someone just filed their taxes.

GOOD GOD HOW ARE THEY GOING TO SURMOUNT THE EYE-DOMINANCE PROBLEM!?

I would say something like this would never happen in this country, but... we have Florida.

Tesla Model S:

Agreed, but that tech is coming: http://www.engadget.com/2015/09/23/gel…

Infotainment systems

Days of Thunder: apparently a 4spd has approx. 4,562 hidden gears into which only super-drivers can shift when the race gets really intense.

I see your leather-wrapped vents and raise you a velvet-wrapped Panamera:

Mike has MOOBS!

Yes.

Cool, but ridiculous: The Rolls Royce hidden Spirit of Ecstasy

Reliant Robin.

Intent: to cheaply deliver moderate levels of goods to market

You’ve already answered this earlier:

Don’t ever let the douchebags influence your next car. Buy from the gut like the rest of the gearhead world, and be blissfully aware of the happiness your car gives you.

In the DC area, I think it’s these guys: