COTD, right here. The rest of you can go home.

I have never purchased a new car.

“Holy shit he’s got an accent. Everyone speak really slowly. Almost like he’s an idiot, and not highly educated at all.”

And the GTI will be renamed the VAG1 NA.

And just like a freshman in a Psych 101 class, I’m pretty sure my car now has all of these.

Fantastic video, Congressman DeMuro.

List of Things Auto Manufacturers Do Well

This looks like foreskin receding.

I could do a damn good V8 burble with liberal amounts of tire squeal when cornering. My crash noises were also uncannily realistic.

our ton is special.

they could tow anything up to two tonnes

Typical car buying story, except not really. I bulk emailed 7 or 8 local dealerships looking for a specific car. I figured I’d get maybe 2 or 3 replies to my query, at least replies more serious than “we’ve got it in stock. Come see it! No, we won’t talk price now! Come see the car!!!” I received only a handful of…

Yes. But, what do you think of the headlights?

Farmers = Steering wheel knob for those ridiculous turning ratios on tractors/farm implements.

It says START/STOP right here. It does not say START/WALK AWAY NO ITS COOL I GOT IT ILL TOTALLY TURN OFF IF YOU LEAVE ME.

This was 5-6 years ago.

Ok, Jason. Pop Chart Lab this. I need to have it on my wall.

It’ll start in fleet vehicles first -

Tesla Tool and Die

You don’t sell your girlfriend to the next guy as an investment...?