Ha! You can do pretty much anything on NoVa highways - but speed! - without fear of a ticket.

I really, really, really can't wait for these to start hitting the used market*.

2015 Jaguar XFR-S... it's just... pretty.

No, but your mom is!

I'm friends with my friends, so I feel like I know them pretty well, and I have to say, to a one, they are all idiots about cars. So, no, I'm not using social media to buy a car. Shit, I'm not using social media to ask advice about buying a car.

I'm not kidding. The Germans might have crystals and laser headlights, but Volvo looked at the T-shaped running lights of the new XC90, remembered some bedtime stories and christened them 'Thor's Hammer'. Smashing!

The truth is, nobody has ever understood the Internet.

No, but I did. Edit made.

Yes. yes I am. That was me phoning it in. Edit made.

Aaaaaand they phoned in the rear. Way to kill it, Dodge.

Jesus, what a beautiful front end...

Doug, we need an infographic with each MaxCare post you make. Something artful that describes in the finest photoshop vectors and rasters how much has been covered, how long is left, and what is currently failing. It should be an infographic to test the tide of time!

You're not a Northern Va. resident are you? Fairfax, Arlington, and Loudoun counties (arguments can be made regarding Prince William as well) are often called the Great State of Northern Virginia because these three counties make up a significant portion of the state's economy as well as being culturally, politically,…

Obviously hyperbole is lost on you.

Because the flow of traffic is marking time at the same tempo.

As a Northern (Great State of) Virginia resident I have this to say: it was the county where you sped that had more to do with it than anything else. I imagine your status as a District resident didn't help matters. As someone who also got nabbed doing 33 mph over the speed limit, I share your pain. I did not have to…

"Oh yeah, that makes sense," he told me. He picked up the phone to call someone else and get my code to make a phone call.

I'm pretty sure I could give a one-man show of the entirety of this movie from memory.

I was totally on board with this until you uttered the word "healthy".

Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.