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Admittedly, this is entirely based on my own experiences, which I understand are no one else's, and not indicative of actual facts. Or of reality. So there's that.

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Modern american cars carry the unfortunate stigma of American cars of the '70s and '80s, and even most of the '90s and 2000s, to be honest. Today's reality is that they're typically as good as anything else on the market. The days of the K-Car are well behind us.

"but the third time! The third time I really learned what college is all about!"

It's almost like the RIAA and AARC have just decided they're going to embrace public opinion and continue being assholes just 'cause.

My verdict is that while the GT-R is ludicrous, it's not unreasonable to imagine using it every day for everything. The GT-R Nismo however, is King Högni's own blade of Dáinsleif; it can't come unsheathed without killing somebody and should pretty much be left in the hands of professionals.

You take it back!

Sorry, bro.

So that means any late model Porsche or Ferrari has CAEBDs (Combustion-Accelerated Engine Bay Dryers)?

I snorted when I read this. Why? Because a kid I knew in college had a 350 in this color and his dad totally had a dealership, bro.

My dream garage has a British Racing Green E-type convertible in it!

Nissan's Z-Car burnished copper/orange:

The problem with the cheaper half of high-performance front wheel drive cars is that they come with heaps of torque steer. Going straight shouldn't be an optional extra.

MMMMMhhhhhMMMMMMM!

That sounds like another company I know. Man, if only I could reMember the naMe of that daMn company... This is really going to bother Me. And their perforMance group is, like, a one letter acronyM, too...

Screw you, Lance Armstrong. I have a new hero!

2. VW is ignoring everyone and just doing what they were going to do anyways.

Ok. This exchange has me cackling in my office. Thank you, fellow Jalop for making my Monday that much better!

I've posted this before, but I believe this certainly qualifies for the Sisko Facepalm. Enjoy: