Yes. yes I am. That was me phoning it in. Edit made.

Aaaaaand they phoned in the rear. Way to kill it, Dodge.

Jesus, what a beautiful front end...

Doug, we need an infographic with each MaxCare post you make. Something artful that describes in the finest photoshop vectors and rasters how much has been covered, how long is left, and what is currently failing. It should be an infographic to test the tide of time!

You're not a Northern Va. resident are you? Fairfax, Arlington, and Loudoun counties (arguments can be made regarding Prince William as well) are often called the Great State of Northern Virginia because these three counties make up a significant portion of the state's economy as well as being culturally, politically,…

Obviously hyperbole is lost on you.

Because the flow of traffic is marking time at the same tempo.

As a Northern (Great State of) Virginia resident I have this to say: it was the county where you sped that had more to do with it than anything else. I imagine your status as a District resident didn't help matters. As someone who also got nabbed doing 33 mph over the speed limit, I share your pain. I did not have to…

"Oh yeah, that makes sense," he told me. He picked up the phone to call someone else and get my code to make a phone call.

I'm pretty sure I could give a one-man show of the entirety of this movie from memory.

I was totally on board with this until you uttered the word "healthy".

Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.

Admittedly, this is entirely based on my own experiences, which I understand are no one else's, and not indicative of actual facts. Or of reality. So there's that.

You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Modern american cars carry the unfortunate stigma of American cars of the '70s and '80s, and even most of the '90s and 2000s, to be honest. Today's reality is that they're typically as good as anything else on the market. The days of the K-Car are well behind us.

"but the third time! The third time I really learned what college is all about!"

It's almost like the RIAA and AARC have just decided they're going to embrace public opinion and continue being assholes just 'cause.

My verdict is that while the GT-R is ludicrous, it's not unreasonable to imagine using it every day for everything. The GT-R Nismo however, is King Högni's own blade of Dáinsleif; it can't come unsheathed without killing somebody and should pretty much be left in the hands of professionals.

You take it back!

Sorry, bro.