"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Fuck the block feature. OUT THIS ASSHOLE. Find out who he is. Put him on blast. Makes the rest of us look like assholes.

The Germans invented the word "schadenfreude." They have to have a term for getting pleasure from watching a dick make an ass of himself. And I am feeling it so hard right now. No pun intended.

If he is making all that money he should invest in a Real Doll, they do not talk back, and will eat all your meat.

"I trade futures contracts on my couch... I made 32K in June..."

What guys like the guy who told you we need to ignore guys like this fail to understand (possibly deliberately) is that not only does ignoring not work, but IRL women never know when attempts to dismiss and ignore will subsequently still get this kind of unhinged response AND bonus physical violence thrown in. We…

The absolute best retort I ever heard went like this:

Ill never understand what the hell goes through their minds.

Holy shitballs, that's so much WORSE because he's a real human you've interacted with, not a stranger on the internet you'll never see again. I'm so sorry that happened to you, what an assclown. (Also, I always love how quickly they shift from saying "you're beautiful" to "you're fat." Which am I, I desperately need…

Something similar to this happened to me the other day, except not on Tinder. My friend has been seeing this douchebag guy who hit on me openly at her birthday the entire time. He asked for my number, and usually I'd tell him to fuck off, but because I didn't want to cause a scene at her birthday thing, I just gave…

Insulting her for her looks is really just an insult to himself because he found her attractive enough to get this conversation going in the first place. What a dum-dum.

I don't know, around the "You're an Account Manger" line I probably would have hung on just to see what was coming next. You can't even be mad at this shit, it's too fun watching him crash and burn.

I've been there. It's impressive and there reigns a suprisingly festive atmosphere.

They coordinate and shake hands, it's good natured. When you shut down border crossings, that indicates a diplomatic breakdown and in extreme cases, war. So yea dude, you want the ceremony, as it indicates things are OK and will open up tomorrow.

There is actually another one at the Ganda Singh boarder. There the crowds are actually facing each other because the border is horizontal. I've been to both and the buzz is crazy.