OH MY GAWD I MISS HER SO MUCH <3

My wife is a software engineer. She does not look like Barbie when she hard at work at breakfast ever. Not that any human look like Barbie, but clean with hair done is not likely that you get up real early to get a jump start or did not sleep last night.

You're wrong — the worst part of this book it has Tux on the cover, but has a main plot the revolves around her computer getting a VIRUS (which, ok, might technically be possible, but in no way would the rest of the plot make sense in that case).

In response to that last paragraph, there are more tools in the toolbox than just the penis.

How about we stop body-shaming people in general? It should not be acceptable to mock people for their bodies, even when they've done something worth criticism or contempt, because then you are just lumping in all the innocent people with the same issues with the guilty one.

I'm sorry. I love HR Giger, but I just had to.

Doctor: What brings you in today?

HAPPY SATURDAY MORNING, EVERYONE! HAVE SOME FLESHY LANDSCAPES!

Agreed, though I'm sure the Venn diagram of antivaxxers and home schoolers has significant overlap.

They can go to their own measles academy.

Children don't deserve to suffer for their parents' stupidity. :(

"What are you gonna do tonight, Stef?"

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Awww. And I was hoping for a six-pack.

You may be the living origin story for Pizza the Hut.

Works for humans too. The more beer you drink, the more you began to look like a keg.

It may have already been mentioned, but I highly recommend "Level 4: Virus Hunters of the CDC" by Joseph B. McCormick & Susan Fisher-Hoch. They really set the record straight about Ebola.....along with a few subtle insults for Preston.

Thank you for some level headed analysis.

"Newitz is onto us. Arrange for pickup and memory wipe."