Lets not lump these two humans? One literally assaulted people. 

Luther?

Mother and child are doing well is the weirdest phrase. We all know everyone's names! Congrats to the happy ginger that baby is gonna be a fine ass adult one day. 

So how many steps are there between your brain and to millions of people? They shouldn’t put you in that position, you need an editor to support you.

This actually makes the most sense, oddly.

Caitlyn Jenner still uses male pronouns to describe herself prior to her transition. She refers to herself as Kris’s ex-husband, not ex-wife. I know this because I just finished her autobiography, which was very interesting, and during which she refers to herself as Bruce for the majority of the book.

Wait, Chicago is a girl??? Omg.

Every time a guy tells me I give above-average blowjobs, yes I’m bragging, I tell them that I learned from Doctor Ruth and then I do an impression of her with her amazing accent telling me to DROOL. They never liked that part as much as the blow job, but my impression is spot-on I promise!

Is there any difference between this and the diet industry, or the way that women are encouraged to paint a new face on top of their regular face using largely untested products? I’m wearing mascara right now, and lipstick to make my lips look more like labia from a vagina. That is the history of lipstick. This shit…

You talk like a dick. the point of this is having a fun debate about how it's supposed to go down and holy shit do you know how to ruin fun. 

Just this last month, a woman sentenced to nine years in state prison and released very early lied about it and moved it to my house. It took a lawyer to get her out. Do your background checks people, these fuckers are out there.

I don’t hate low fantasy, I hate a bait and switch. They were leading us up to high fantasy the whole time, and then castrated their own villain, taking away his complex motivations and turning him into a black and white character that the author specifically said he never wanted to exist. I’m not just a generally…

IfIf all he cares about is wiping Elsa living, why wait until now to attack? That’s a huge unanswered question. Why not just bring the epic winter, make it so cold everybody freezes, and be done with it? The complexities of the night Kings motivations are really important to the story, and fundamental to Martin’s…

I did. 

You are the most sane duck. Although, I think there is a pretty objective case for them wasting our time with a lot of the earlier White Walker stuff if it was just going to end like this. but you're right, it isn't worth arguing whether the high mysteries or Petty drama is superior. The argument is about whether or…

I want kids so badly but I would feel SO GUILTY with the climate change and environmental destruction. Can we please talk about that more? How do parents ignore it? At what point are we allowed to actually ask whether Parenthood is a fundemental right? The time is now. We gotta talk. 

Yes!!! let the Frats pull themselves up by their bootstraps, read some Ayn Rand, and go pay for their own off-campus housing.

We don’t deserve another Woodstock until artists are allowed to make more songs about the fact that we shouldn’t be at war anymore. That was the whole point. we are still at war, it is the perfect time for a Woodstock, and everyone is such a capitalistic cocksucker that it’s never going to happen. I’m a millennial,…

Except the war of the roses wasalways boring or he wouldn’t have needed dragons to make it cool in the first place. Martin’s the one who brought in dragons and he’s the one who should wrap it up with dragons. Fuck these little humans. I don't care. High fantasy forever. 

Tldr? I just skimmed the whole thing and I still can't figure out if it's a book review or not.