Lol looking back at this seeing you as a drunk person is really funny. 

Yeah that sounded like more of a paperwork issue than anything that has to do with his guilt.

This story is perfect.

Jesus Christ. are you a pathological liar? Did you feel guilty? This, tis so psychologically different from all the other ones here. This was dark, I love it, and I want to know everything about your evil little brain.

You need way more votes!!!!

That is a fuckton of raw garlic for a child.

I appreciate that creating media in many formats allows people with different learning styles to access material. For those of us that are better visual readers than listeners, would it be possible to publish transcripts with your videos? I'm a weirdo who would rather read something really long than listen to somebody…

IsIs it an exaggeration to feel like the show is our country? Just a haggard, limping charicature of humans nobody wants to be.

The s in “best” is cursive, and the t is not cursive. This little egg is an abomination, as is the paper bird that birthed it.

I recently roasted a beautiful chicken, and my friends and I stood around high on MDMA and just ate the entire thing. It was so great we decided it’s going to be an annual tradition called chicken and drugs. Seeing you recommend a chicken here was very affirming.

I don’t know who this Mitchell lady is, but that ain’t no Kardashian.

This is hilarious. It is a lot like buying a vinyard, in that vinyards are uneccissary and terrible for the planet, and difficult to run, but you love the fantasy and some days it is awesome to you personally without being awesome for your community or the world due to agricultural runoff. Like a vinyard. Brilliant,…

Perhaps they have the ability to deny overpopulation and climate change in a way that you and I cannot? 

I come back because I can’t find anything better even though this has a lot of problems, including Kinja itself. Any suggestions? 

Omg ladies we are finally thin enough!

Something tells me this man was not angry because porn is VASTLY mysoginystic. This guy probably doesn't care if the performers are having real orgasms, which is the only thing that people should care about WAY more. I want more awesome porn and less terrible porn. The end. 

We used to put babies in cages and hang them outside of windows. Babies these days are so ungrateful. They need a little attitude adjustment, damnit. Let's make them pay taxes and see how much they cry then. 

Its so frustrating that meditation CAN heal and these guys use fundemental truths that ARE helpful....for the purpose of abuse of power. And they don’t think they are doing it anyway. It is so good to shine light on these stories. Mixing training the mind for empathy and compassion, attention management, building…

I would like to put in a shout out to anyone who makes another person sit the fuck down and be quiet with themselves. If that happens during a ritual, if it happens on the therapist couch, if it happens in a church. Focusing somebody's energy and mental powers without distraction is some real shit, and totally not…

How specifically should it have been different? Should he have fallen? They have been leading up to it for a while. I just don't get why their kissing is so bad.