Thank you!!

Came here to shout out calf implants guy! That was so formative. 

I want someone to discuss the Duggars with but everyone here is too classy. Jinger looks like finger!! Her hair is insane and I would bang her husband but he wears khakis and fucking polo shirts! It's incredible. They home roast coffee. They are so boring and I love it. Does anyone else feel this way?

My parents would have done the following: “child you knowint toothpaste makes your mouth smell like mint. You know you just lied. Your ass is grounded and lucky my boot isn’t inside it already. 13 is too old to act this stupid. Go to your room for lying and come back when you want to tell the truth.” This is why I…

I also think Westworld has something to do with the timing of this.

Either it was 100% real OR it was fraud worth suing over. Kris. Which is it????

Huh. This story didn’t ring as sincere to me. The gift baskets with the ex wife makeup bag in it didn’t seem normal. He didn’t look happy. BUT! If anyone is looking g for real estate help in Austin TX check out Alice Carter. She might be my aunt, and I may never have actually worked with her, but I do declare she’s…

Oh man these musical plagiarism stories are the candy I need. Please more side by side song comparisons so we can debate amongst ourselves! Also Shakira looks younger than ever. 

Wanting love is more complex. You're still right about it being heinous. But it's more human than that, too. 

Naw. Being a porn star is not a fundamental human right. It is a privilege bestowed into those with gifts from God like big weiners, little labia, whatever floats your boat. Health is a privilege. So is being a performer. We do not need HIV positive porn stars. Can we redirect all the energy dedicated towards this and…

I would want someone who knowingly failed to tell me to be punished just for the sake of it. Punitive Justice is real for victims. If the man who assaulted me was punished for no reason other than to make me feel better, that is good enough. Same with knowingly infecting a person. Victims need recourse.

*points* hahahahahahahaha you are all going to jail! (None of them are going to jail).

Also disagree. Album rocks. 

Huh. Dax had a LOT to gain from marrying Kristen Bell. Like, legally speaking. 

Man why couldn’t Jessica have just like....been cool? Natalie was obviously criticizing the magazine and not Jessica herself. Chill, Jessica.

What?? Mirrors are so hot. I look....my peak best when I’m getting down. How could you not want to look at your own hot ass getting boned by another hot ass? So muchh hotness! Sometimes I literally just pause to be like "we look so good right?" Because we do!

It doesn't sound great. 

Thank you. Needs to be at the top of every article about self harm.

It would be really nice if the show said these things out loud. But the single dad doing his best for his boys? Come. On. That was so good. 

I remember going there religiously every month for a new animorphs book.