Omg! My friend saw a West end production of Hamlet Where the ghost of the father was played by a holograph of Alec Baldwin. So your low rent strip mall version fits right in with this simulation. 

This! This person would be me. 

I knowI know it’s supposed to be a disease, but my extensive personal experience with addicted family members has led me to believe that the only difference between an alcoholic and someone who drinks is that the alcoholic is inherently a selfish asshole, so of course drinking is going to make them worse. the proof is…

I feel like Hailey Baldwin is very Anne Boleyn. She got the guy’s attention, waited until he was a little bit less peak hot, pounced and got the quick engagement, all with the help of her conniving wannabe powerful father. Now she's dealing with the crazy Prince thing, she thinks she's got this whole situation under…

You know honestly, I know calling it a baritone is more satisfying, but in my opinion she was a tenor. That is very low for a woman. But baritone is medium for a man. If you close your eyes and listen to to her speak, you would not mistake her for average Joe.  She doesn't sound like a 30 year old man, she sounds like…

Is it possible towrite it in text as well as video? My brain reads like a hundred times faster than other people can speak. watching video news is really hard for me because there's no skimming, skipping, going back, etc. I just think that reading is, in general, a superior medium for conveying factual information. 

Interesting. I think it’s true that in a lot of cases in which one person seems not to want the child, the other person really did pressure them into it. But I think the idea that women or men do it for child support is ridiculous. People do crazy shit for love, or to feel like they’re in control, or to manipulate the…

I cannot believe I missed this! BRB gotta go dive into a rabbit hole.

Schlemeil=Yiddish, being a person who caused headaches for others. (For the unchosen ones)

We are the same!!

Wow that is one of the more complex what makes a parent stories I’ve ever read. Not her egg, not her uterus. Did she really change her mind months in? did she really agree to having a child with this man with a donor egg after they had already split up? This timeline is confusing, why was Jezebel not reporting on this…

Also I’m sex positive but he was an actual pervert in the old fashioned, fundementally-broken-and-mutated sense of the word. 

Im sorry but autism made him a murderer? What? No way. I watched this documentary and he is just not that disabled. If his only symptom is being a murderer, he can rot in jail. That is fine. 

The fashion industry is a joke written by your younger cousin when he was still heavily into drugs, and his co-conspirator: Batman's joker. How am I supposed to respect a single person who takes this shit seriously? 

This feels like the word censored. No you are not being censored just because everyone tells you they don't like what you say. No you are not being lynched because everyone is jumping to conclusions about you. Your body is not being touched. Other people's bodies have been touched. Just stop. 

I just cannot stop hitting refresh like "give me the answers!" I am holding out for all the evidence to come out, because it is gonna be ugly either way. 

Do you think we could logically say that because men are literally responsible for all the wars they’re the ones who should have to fight them? Because I feel like that really holds up for me personally. Like it shouldn’t be about gender, it should just be about whoever starts the war has to finish the war themselves.…

This really choked me up. She always seemed like a very strong person, and she is clearly handling this with the kind of grace that takes so much unseen strength. Such a good reminder to never take health for granted.

Do not let go of Sam from GrapeJuice. First of all “For, sources say Smollett first received this chilling threat through the post..." is a FUCKED use of a comma. Second of all, is he on on this? Complicit? 

“Sexy massage man cannot contemplate that his sensual touch was anything but healing to poor sexually repressed female.” Yup. Sounds about right. I grew up around a bunch of self-proclaimed feminist hippie men we’re actually were actually all dirty old perverts disguising their selfishness as goddess worship. They…