HERE FOR THIS!

I, too, read it that way. Maybe because it was obvious. I duno.

Oh no I did not blow past that part. It was clearly the introductory passive aggressive pivot you needed to brag about your monumental breastfeeding. No one could have missed that. Commending someone for honesty followed by tearing people down is a classic move, but not a cute one.  

Admitting you were judging is a good place to start. Apologizing was cool too! Thanks for doing a not easy thing. And titty troll was hilarious. I have no regrets.

Came back a second time to contemplate that perhaps you are simply a titty troll. 

Are you implying that if someone wanted to try hard enough they should be able to breast feed? It sounds that way, but I’m sure it cannot be what you meant to say. Maybe edit for clarification? Because saying that would be really cruel and medically incorrect. Some women just....cannot. You come across really self…

Just add the phrase "in the city where I work," and then she sounds like a perfectly normal, reasonable mother who is asking for the most basic shit a human could expect. 

You must know nothing of duck mating. Bless your mind, keep it clean. 

What is this picture though. No pants?

Wet Hot American Summer. The shed. 

Ambiguous on purpose? It is so perfectly applicable to both. 

Omg what. Tell me more. Say nothing! I don’t know what to want.

Hobos? We say hobos?

This story is so silly. This is just normal migration. They come to this beach the same time e each year to give birth and nurse their young.  The REAL STORY is that baby elephant seals are sometimes called SUPER WEANERS! And they all breastfeed in public and none of the bulls say shit because elephant seal bulls have…

But it’s so short! Just a fleeting, fabulous follicle. 

Is this condition something that can be prevented with early intervention? How does this happen and what can we do to protect our noses? Wishing Patrick a happy healthy facial future. 

Sure was in this case! And yeah. I figured people could figure out that I was, what we call in there here parts, piggybacking on a related topic in order to have an excuse to talk about something I found amusing and silly. Lube is funny, especially when it was in my roomates hair. Which it was :-)

Hahahahahaha just Google weed and pussy and be amazed. 

I remember seeing it as a twelve-year-old and thinking PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT YOU ASSHOLE ARTISTS. I think rent has made me biased against creative types ever since. Like of course I would love to be an artist. Who wouldn’t? I’m a ten thousand year old piece of crust fungus here to tell the kids to get a damn job.

Serum is lube!!! I had a roomate who paid 34 dollars for a bottle of hair serum. I promise, it was just lube. I even compared the ingredients. Discuss.