Because it’s so much worse than when an ICE car’s gas tank explodes. I swear, it’s a running theme every time there’s a Tesla post: someone makes a vague, underhanded your-uncle-on-Facebook kind of comment that somehow batteries make these cars more “dangerous” in some way. Come on: “cut loose?” You make lithium-ion…

That’s a nice turbo right there! Belt drive and all!

“I am a superior person, as evidenced by my superior automobile.”

So... where’s the panel gap pic?

Does this mean that BMW owners are now off the hook and Tesla owners are the new asshats of the automotive world? Or are BMW owners still a class all their own?

I don’t know any Tesla owners personally, but I would imagine them having something like this on their bumper...

The ones on the wrong side of the car

Definitely the announcement of the Tesla Model 3. I’m going to take a long lunch from work to watch the live stream. Assuming it’s anything like what I’m expecting, I’ll put my deposit down right away!

Based on the traditional products cycle at Toyota, I believe we can expect an all new 2017 Camry to be revealed sometime in 2016.

If you miss the 1970s drive one of these

Fuck an alter boy and they just send you to another parish, ride a hoverboard and they suspend you. Flawless logic.

Did they specify on what kind of brakes it uses? No? CRACK PIPE

Doug! This is your new car!!!

Nice one, $kay! Your dreamboat McDreamy is gonna deliver your dream ride just as soon as he finds his bikini.

Most of Europe...

You are a fucking idiot.

The fuck, people. Put a bunch of dirt into a few dumpsters, drive it to the hole, and pour it in.

Yours truly,
An internet commenter who is not a scientist

Or they end up crashed in a lake, like this lambo

The worst mod I did was trading my brand new Accord for a 2007 M5 with 128,000 miles like Tavarish told me to! Now I’m bankrupt, divorced, ride a bike to work and live in a broken BMW down by the river!