Ehhhh... Nope, I got nuthin’

Totally had me at “Mark 9 Hawk.”

Not a movie, and he didn’t have much of a part of course, but this little fella is the one currently haunting my nightmares.

You had me at “choad.”

I loved this! Now I want a Cars plus Mad Max mash up video.

Lol. First thing I thought of when I saw the headline was “the TARDIS is the fastest.” Then I thought, “wait, no, Heart of Gold!”

I didn’t make an argument before, but here it is. I spent $1700 for an upgrade maybe 6 years ago. In that time I’d have spent about $50 per month for the same software (and I don’t know if it changed, but I had to agree to purchase a full year at a time when it launched, I believe). $1700 until it’s no longer…

I hate how they went to a subscription. It ensures that only professionals use it because only businesses and freelancers who rely on their freelance work for their income can afford it - which makes some sense. And over certain periods of time it’s probably less expensive than the $1700 upgrade I paid for like 5 or 6…

Are we sure the male squid is even awake? I’m pretty sure this is the squidy version of rolling over and going to sleep.

I think a more perfect solution would have been to make world exploration fun.

I thought the headline said “Heathkit” and I got really excited. Then...not so much.

This post’s headline is misleading. The child’s future isn’t dead. It’s an uneducated, violent, hateful future that involves just barely scraping by, substance abuse, jail time and violence. As futures go, it’s pretty horrible, but it’s not dead.

“Save Money. Live Better.”

Making a nice, Star Trek-themed HQ isn’t hard. But can they make a good Star Trek video game? That’s not so easy, apparently.

Had one of them actually been mauled, would the others have strolled a little faster to safety, I wonder.

Nice piece. I have an 8-year-old and hope I remember it.
Though the phrase “asking my boyfriend for a vasectomy” confused me a tad.

“hit this link” - nice choice of words, there.