Finally, a rich guy version of getting your calculator to spell BOOBIES. 

Other than being an enthusiast, totally.

Same. I’ve run the numbers, and it is cheaper to use Uber to get around and have a subscription to rent a car on the weekends. Even Ubering 3-4 times a work week to commute and a few more times on the weekend.

I’m surprised the U.S. players haven’t responded to the criticism by just saying the same thing louder and slower.

Most plug-in hybrids charge in 4-8 hours on a normal 110v outlet, mine takes 4 on a normal wall outlet. So, the time that you usually don’t use your car at night is when it’s charged. This also lowers the electric bill impact since it’s off-peak hours.

Cool, thank you. I remember that NYT report a ways back. That is an eye opening figure! 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him. 

I haven’t finished the essay yet, I got to the part where Victor was trying to get the info to call Drew’s wife but couldn’t unlock the phone.

Ah yes, the old “here’s what a long-running franchise looks like from the outside” article, combined with the “smart person tries to dumb themselves down to appreciate escapist pop culture phenomenon” article. Creative stuff. Do we really need more of these?

Smugness. 

You don’t see why would the players union would object?

I didn’t realize we triage our criminal proceedings.

fry the cubes in a shitload or oil and butter

Holy cow, that face has seen some things.

Right. Like, generic Duke hate is really nothing in comparison to the scorn you can direct at the trash heap institution of Michigan State and its basketball coach who needs to be held back from physically assaulting players.

*looks at the Final Four teams*

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

That’s a lot of words for “I went to Michigan State so I don’t care that he’s an asshole.”

Man, he could knock Izzo on his a$$ so fast - it’s a shame he can’t retaliate against that bully.