Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

PEPPERMINT ROLL!

I am disappointed I paid off my truck in 3 years instead of the full 60mo term. at 1.4% interest, it would be free money as it wouldn’t keep up with inflation

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.

Also one time we hosted a wedding where the bride and groom got into a huge fight and it ended with them being separated in the parking lot and him chucking the ring at her, before the bride announced she’d be taking the limo and going clubbing with her bridesmaids. Love is truly wondrous.

Because it’s inevitable that I’m going to fall down a well, at which point our dog will be the only person/thing that can go get help.

When my wife gave birth the nurses were like pain is bullshit. They pushed the epidural and post birth pain pills like they were short on Marlo’s money. She didn’t have a whole lot of choice.

Without the Rich we would all be Poor.....How many jobs have poor people ever given you?

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

I think this is all just a long con by Elway to make sure he is the greatest Bronco QB of all time.

And women can’t be leaders in the Catholic Church. Why aren’t we singling out Catholic celebrities they way Pratt is being singled out here? Is it because Catholics are such a large part of the audience? 

ah yes, the fabled Good Germans™

“To be honest, there are some parts that work just fine.” -Tiger Woods-

The words ‘courage’ and ‘toughness’ and ‘guts’ are thrown around routinely in pro sports, but all those apply in spades to Lindsey Vonn and her co-competitors. The unbelievable speeds they generate on skis on seemingly vertical surfaces and slopes of ice has to be witnessed to be comprehended.

That there is a Jack Reacher-level head butt.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Carlk?

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

“Ham is mostly terrible too, ....”