You don’t see why would the players union would object?

I didn’t realize we triage our criminal proceedings.

Smiled at Lando, teared up at Leia. The music carried me away. I was disappointed in the previous two but I still love Star Wars and this hits me in all the right spots.

The world runs on fossil fuels because they are profitable. The billionaires who run the energy cabal would need to decide that they want to push renewable. Until coal and gas dont make them money to buy whatever the fuck these people still need then there wont be change.

Climate change is on everybody. Unless you live in the middle of the rain forest with a gourd on your penis, climate change is on you.

fry the cubes in a shitload or oil and butter

Holy cow, that face has seen some things.

Right. Like, generic Duke hate is really nothing in comparison to the scorn you can direct at the trash heap institution of Michigan State and its basketball coach who needs to be held back from physically assaulting players.

*looks at the Final Four teams*

Foster care? Well of course they are out of control.

That’s a lot of words for “I went to Michigan State so I don’t care that he’s an asshole.”

Man, he could knock Izzo on his a$$ so fast - it’s a shame he can’t retaliate against that bully.

Is it ironic that the police ended up taking his photo anyway?

PEPPERMINT ROLL!

I am disappointed I paid off my truck in 3 years instead of the full 60mo term. at 1.4% interest, it would be free money as it wouldn’t keep up with inflation

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.

Also one time we hosted a wedding where the bride and groom got into a huge fight and it ended with them being separated in the parking lot and him chucking the ring at her, before the bride announced she’d be taking the limo and going clubbing with her bridesmaids. Love is truly wondrous.

IMO, the best superhero origin movie is Captain America: The First Avenger.

Because it’s inevitable that I’m going to fall down a well, at which point our dog will be the only person/thing that can go get help.