When my wife gave birth the nurses were like pain is bullshit. They pushed the epidural and post birth pain pills like they were short on Marlo’s money. She didn’t have a whole lot of choice.

Without the Rich we would all be Poor.....How many jobs have poor people ever given you?

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

I think this is all just a long con by Elway to make sure he is the greatest Bronco QB of all time.

And women can’t be leaders in the Catholic Church. Why aren’t we singling out Catholic celebrities they way Pratt is being singled out here? Is it because Catholics are such a large part of the audience? 

ah yes, the fabled Good Germans™

“To be honest, there are some parts that work just fine.” -Tiger Woods-

The words ‘courage’ and ‘toughness’ and ‘guts’ are thrown around routinely in pro sports, but all those apply in spades to Lindsey Vonn and her co-competitors. The unbelievable speeds they generate on skis on seemingly vertical surfaces and slopes of ice has to be witnessed to be comprehended.

That there is a Jack Reacher-level head butt.

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Carlk?

Certainly not the first time some Arians have complained about the work ethic of a Brown.

Yeah, I miss when they would just have the actors shooting out hand beams for real right on set.

“Ham is mostly terrible too, ....”

“THE BUSTA BROUGHT ME BACK TO THE BASE!”

And, while we’re at it, let’s put a little bit of blame on the kid’s coach: he should’ve said “go fuck yourself” and marched his team right out of there.

Did Han shoot first?

Never mind. I was thinking of Tim Kazurinsky and it really doesn’t work.