Back in the UK I used to work with someone who had a Citroën with the hydrolastic suspension. One day he parks up for a delivery, and old gravel-knees slides over telling him “you can’t park there! I’ll have to clamp it!”

Holy shit, that’s genius!

He had the right idea taking the boot with. Now he’s got free parking for life*, just gotta put the boot on wherever he parks.

As a straight man, I can genuinely say Mark Webber is a ridiculously handsome man.

The most important rule of TV is that you have to have a face for TV.

My wife also crushes hard on Webbah. Maybe this is why she constantly asks to move to Australia...

My wife would probably be more interested in the show if they hired him.

And even more now...I may have to put on my eclipse sun glasses there’s so many of them...

And now it’s *3*...glad everybody hates social satire...

Looks like there’s 2 now and neither one is my own.

Good thing the autonomous van wasn’t black:

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

But the reasons why you would have to open the hood on a conventional truck probably don’t exist for the truck Tesla is building.

In good news for the insurance company, their lawyers will likely no longer regard it as a write off due to storm damage and, instead, a total write off due to crime.