When you’re $500 billion down, you can’t lose?.... Oh my god. You can lose, you can lose so much more. He’s going to do it, he’s going to bankrupt the USA and sell it off to another country.

Leslie Knope couldn’t have written a better headline.

For the times...

EVERY. VOTE. COUNTS!

Warning to adults everywhere. These kids are really smart and really good at the social media, stop screwing with them.

“You cannot be anti choice and feminist. Period.”

Totally agree. That’s why I put the conservative in quotes. Basically her friends found out she was bigoted beyond belief and rightly then dumped her.

When I went through hunter safety as a kid, I remember the instructor telling people to get a pump action shotgun for home defense. His reasoning was the the sound of racking the action was enough to deter 90% of home intruders and the large shot pattern had a better chance of hitting something on the other 10%.

I just need to vent about this idiotic idea of arming teachers as a solution. While I have tremendous sympathy to those victims and their families who might see this as at least giving them a fighting chance to survive, it’s wrongheaded in so many ways. A military style assault weapon, like the AR-15 is a designed to…

If the very toned gentleman with the amazing calves at my gym can wear shorts so short I am just waiting for a nut to come flying out... then I can wear my spandex and no makeup and no one should say anything

This is so stupid. When I go to the gym I look like utter trash (crappy sweatpants, old t shirt, messy hair) and I’m 110% sure no one cares. Omg this is so stupid.

Hi Princess. Your story made me curl into myself-a gut reaction I haven’t had in many years but which felt incredibly familiar from a past relationship. I have comment: stay honest with your therapist so you have a touch point if this behavior escalates.

Holy shit, you weren’t kidding. I scrolled back up to see, and I wish I hadn’t.

Um, I really hate to say this, but I’d look into whether he’s cheating. That is some classic gaslighting behavior. Something else is going on.

Your husband is abusive. Give him his gift back, it’s ruined now anyway. You’ll never be able to see or use it without feeling bad. I’m speaking from experience.

As a husband who’d prefer my wife not spend time on gifts cause tolerating my ass is a full-time job already, I suggest going on the hike alone (or with close friend or family other than hubby) and give yourself some self-care. Explain to your husband that saying you don’t love him is hurtful, unproductive, and it’s…

I was being more jokey than anything. I got the suggestion but from past experience of doing that on Twitter before it fell to its current levels of toxicity was still nothing short of a nightmare, with people never wanting to move one iota of their views (if the person you’re speaking to is a person at all) and…

I later found out that while all these people are not in the US anymore it does make it hard for them to leave Russia without getting scooped up. It also serves to warn Americans who may have cooperated with them that it’s time to start talking to Mueller.

Morning at the White House: