She will want to keep her kids away from my car then because every time there is dust or moisture that maniac kid o’mine draws a big ol’ schlong on it somewhere.

It’s both customary and necessary to sue everyone who might have been at fault in the accident. Often, the decision will be that A was 45% at fault, B and C were each 25% at fault, and D was 5% at fault. If D wasn’t included in the lawsuit, the other parties would all just point fingers at that person anyway in an…

SO happy to hear this about my boyfriend Leo. Don’t @ me. The heart wants what the heart wants.

No, she really doesn’t. Someone even mentioned that this is private stuff and she replied that since Chelsea wants to go public, then we go public. Wtf? You’re the parent and your “mentally ill” kid is guiding your behavior.

“I fucking hate when people do stuff for you and then try to make you feel bad by saying “look at what I did for you’”

Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me…

Make sure you call your Congresspeople about PR! They have no one to speak for them, so we have to let our voting members of Congress know that we care about Puerto Rico.

Yep. I was listening to a podcast featuring our buddy Craig Mazin, thought about his Ted Cruz dishing and shuddered to think about the tales that one college roommate in particular could tell about me if I became famous.

I’m a lawyer and I speak Spanish.

Me, too. I saw this posted in the comments on another article somewhere else:

Right. Finally a classy first lady too, what with her fake degree, visa violations, and grift. Not like that bare armed hussy lawyer, who just had to go and be Black!

but remember that time Kathy Griffin was mean to him?

Because he is a garbage person who thinks garbage things and has the sensitivity level of a toddler with a diarrhea-filled diaper.

Catalina should be coming home sometime in the next month. She’s officially not receiving any care other than her CPAP and encouraging oral feedings, so the doctor said she can get home care for a couple months. We’re now arranging things with the insurance company.

Yay! I got a powder ( a new way to do gel I think?) manicure last week. It lasts so long and doesn’t chip! I’m in love!!

Did they get booted out? Please say yes. People who ruin stuff like that are the absolute worst.

Ugh....i am so sorry.

Exactly my thought! Textbook malignant narcissist, disinvite her and cut communications completely and immediately.

All through this article producers and directors are trying to get her to go pop instead of hip-hop, and when she finally does try to do hip-hop everyone holds it against her that she is white.

For pain and anxiety? It works fine.