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Lindy still gets me.

I mean, people scrambled to explain that Elliot Rogers was secretly gay, rather than discussing the fact that he was just a misogynist.

I’m still pissed off that this shooting, which the shooter admitted was an attack on women, did not get a ton of attention. People focused on the fact that it was in a movie theater more than the fact that the shooter was an admitted misogynist. I mean the host of a radio show even said that the shooter frequently…

Oh god she’s one of THOSE. I had the misfortune of having to deal with one of those - “I respect your family sooooooo much, and you yelling at me about sleeping with your man was just totally unacceptable” nose-in-the-air insincere dumb nightmare narcissists (and since she’s stalked me on Jez before - hey girl!).…

...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

So because she has an album showing the journey of going through some very human and natural reactions to trust being broken in a marriage, it is drama? You think referring to a woman using her music as catharthis, and being honest about how she felt as “drama” isn’t ingrained misogyny? She put him on blast with many…

Is it drama if it’s Beyoncé singing about her life? She annon’d her. No one had to know or even know it was autobiographical but Roy is so thirsty she wants it known it’s her. That’s where the drama is.

This is one of the most ghastly things ever posted to Jalopnik. Like I said in a story a while back, yes, all choices have consequences, but don’t tell me stealing a car means three teens deserve to drown to death in such a horrible circumstance.

I don't like the comments I'm reading on here. Yea they ran from the cops, but basically saying because they ran from the cops they deserved to die is just as wrong as them running from the cops. They may have been bad apples but they still should have survived to be held accountable for their actions.

A few years ago we took my husbands nephew up The Oregon Zoo for the day. I was wandering around taking photos when I bumped into Corin Tucker, from Sleater-Kinney. Starstruck I desperately tried to not piss myself in front of her. I ran to the bathroom and was peeing when out of nowhere Patton Oswalt walked in and…

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

i can’t blame you. the real deluge of speculation and horribly invasive reporting has already started and will gather speed tomorrow. i’ll probably take a much-needed news break this weekend and dance around my apartment to alphabet street and raspberry beret instead.

Actually, there are a lot of recipes that call for both curry and cinnamon.

I'm really glad with the death of the likes of David Bowie and Prince we have a wordsmith like Spencer Pratt out there articulately expressing what we plebes cannot.

They are Stupid Gossip Royalty. When they die, they will go to Stupid Gossip Heaven, and frolic with Jennifer Aniston’s 29 babies, while Brad and Angelina bicker on the brink of divorce, in the background.

Nooo they were the only ones selling reasonably-priced underwire swimsuits that were targeted to mid-20s/30s crowd. Where am I gonna go now?

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

I was not suggesting milk?