The hatred on Celebitchy is ridiculous, but the sycophantic praise on Go Fug Yourself is also ridiculous. I wish there was a middle ground somewhere.

But there are a million photos of her with her skirt flying up.

I went in 2003 and 2005 and it was incredible and such a great experience. Then the bros and mall girls took it over and I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole. The only people who attend coachella are dorks. I don’t know why it is always associated with hipsters. It used to be, but it is just a bunch of calvin…

Celebitchy?

I do squats in the bathroom.

Arranged myself across the 2 rolly ball office chairs and a regular office chair and moved around the office by sheer power of serpentine. Before you ask 1) no one else was in 2) yes, I was high

I made a long chain out of all the paperclips, attached a note to it that said “please bring sweets” and dangled it out of the window and into the window of the office on the next floor down. They sent up gummi bears in an envelope.

I just do normal stuff like dick around on the Internet. I don't think it's weird but I practice isolating my butt muscles? And lots of kegels.

Pissing contest: What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done to kill time at work?

Off topic: please bring back Pissing Contest! I’m so bored at work 😭

I’m 100% with the unions on this one. Unions provide teachers with due process and protections. The “tenure makes teachers lazy” bullshit is exactly that: bullshit. This is just another right wing attack on public education.

Back in 2003, I was offered 70k plus a housing bonus of 10k for housing to move to San Fran for a 5 year deal ( if you skip out you pay the housing bonus). I ignored it for 40k here in Ohio and made out like a bandit. Cost of living is something you should aquaint yourself with.

I may be giggling like a maniac.

HEY. Patton Oswalt retweeted a screenshot with your username in it. I had to hunt you down on here and tell ya, I died when I saw it in his feed.

Husband #1 tore apart our bathroom for a remodel when I was 9 MONTH PREGNANT. We lived in the country. I had to go outside. We didn’t last long after that.

We had a half-tiled bathroom for 11 years. I win. My father finally let my Mum call in professionals when my sister got married and we realised that there might be a lot of people we need to impress coming upstairs in the house.

I’m single. I was having some painting done on the house and had gotten a contractor (of course). I mentioned something about it at work and all the married women went “Whoa...so you wanted your house painted...and you just...called someone...and he came...and he’ll do the work...and clean everything up...and you’ll…

I expect you’ll be sending out a newsletter using Mail Kimp?

I doubt I’d gain any new information from reading this, but I am going to be all over it regardless. She’s interesting and excessively thorough, that’s enough to make me read.

Right? And “I didn’t want to be a zoophile. I was trying to do everything I could to avoid this animal”? How hard could it possibly be to avoid a fucking dolphin?! Just because an animal humps your leg does not mean it’s cool for you, a human, to have sex with it. That’s not how it works.