DO IT DO IT

Felicity has been retired. Clearly you’re not up to date with current American Girl merchandise....congratulations on not having a 10 year old daughter with rich friends!

Any stay at home moms striking? What does that look like for you?

Yep. That is the exact line that caused me to be grimly satisfied with their prison sentences. They have accepted absolutely no personal responsibility for their heinous actions.

I just.....want to send Sphincter to a career counselor (and an actual therapist, and possibly a psychiatrist). Based on everything I’ve seen, he chose what is truly the worst job position for his temperament and personality. It certainly doesn’t help that he’s a piece of shit, but being a thin skinned piece of shit…

A few years ago, someone stole a baby from our local hospital. The only reason the baby was recovered was because someone saw the kidnapper changing from scrubs into regular clothes next a park near the hospital, followed the person, and then wrote down their license plate. Which is not weird for our town; EVERYONE is…

Our hospital has bird patrollers, too! Trained falconers walk around outside the hospital, letting the falcons fly around. It’s so cool!

Never ending because of the nexplanon implant over here. Worth it.

Powers that be, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bring back Millihelen. That is all.

Re: Ventura temps, it has changed so much due to climate change. In the late summer / early fall, it’ll be 80s-100s for days if not weeks in a row.

It’s the pro life thing for a lot of them. Single issue voters!

I read somewhere a couple days ago that they brought Gary into the hospital. When I read that I knew she was not going to recover. Heartbreaking, but at least Gary got to say goodbye.

I wish I could star this a million times.

Hahaha! My Waze reminder says: REMEMBER - YOU HAVE TWO CHILDREN NOW

Lesbian shitass references warm my long time reader heart.

Yeah, this is like a sick and twisted adult temper tantrum taken to a whole new level of what the fuck. He seems like an out of control sociopath.

THANK YOU. Megyn Kelly is always looking out for Megyn Kelly. No more, no less.

Same here! My anecdata is that I’ve suffered from UTIs since childhood. Like, a couple a year since I was 4. At 21, someone told me about cranberry pills. I am 30, and have not had to go to the doctor for a uti since I started regularly taking those cranberry pills at 21. I have contracted one kidney infection in that…

My lips were a mess every winter for years, like I smirked in photos because I couldn’t manage a full smile without my upper lip splitting. Waxelene lip balm is the only lip balm that doesn’t exacerbate the cracking and inflammation. Fresh Lip Serum (at Sephora) changed my life though - my lips are 100% normal,…

Harold and the purple crayon! (And parents as pages)