Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

But will it have crank winders, no touchscreen, an AM/FM/HAM radio, 2-door, long bed, and a manual transmission? If not HARD PASS.

What is wrong with it? It’s a Renegade competitor, I think it looks pretty good for that market (small CUV that looks tough like its big brother).

Am I the only one that likes the little guy? A bit of retro, but still seems new. Yes it has shades of land rover, but is that so bad? If it’s decently powered and nice to drive I’d consider one for my wife’s next vehicle.

It reminds me of the Nissan Rasheen of the 90s

This is why, when my 9 yo daughter asks me if a skirt is "ok" for school, I remind her that school dress codes are sexist, patriarchal bullshit, and that all her clothing is ok for school because I bought it and it goes on her body therefore ok.  I imagine these are things she'll discuss with her therapist someday -…

As someone who has no kids, I think my unbiased perspective really brings some insight to the conversation!

Counterpoint: they look amazing and taste delicious. Opinion battle!

You say that but there are multiple monthly storage billionaires. If anything Wayne Enterprises is actually more diversified than Stark Industries.
I would 100% see Batman owning a CubeStorage center that is in actually a front for his batcave.
Cause really which one do you expect to see in an urban center plagued by…

Hell, I’ll even take an old RV with a Barracuda engine.

But Bruce Wayne isn’t driving the Batmobile, Batman is. He would want it to be as different to his alter-ego’s tastes as possible. Sleek and luxurious fits Wayne, not Batman.

They would probably want to delete the stripes, but BMW have had the right car for the last forty-odd years:

*slaps the hood of a Taurus*

As if there wouldn’t already be hundreds of E-Series in the Wayne Enterprises fleet.

You don’t think Wayne Industries has a need for their own fleet of cargo trucks? The fuck?

You're looking at it wrong. Bruce Wayne isn't doing the buying. Wayne Corp is

Bruce Wayne owning a U-Haul franchise or twelve wouldn’t be odd at all. If you found out tomorrow that Bill Gates owned a couple dozen McDonalds’ across the country, you wouldn’t be the least bit shocked. 

Where’s the video of David Tracy helping convincing Bruce not to cut out the rust?

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