No diesel no sale.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

Contra for the NES was an immensely big part of my childhood, and that code is seared into my brain forever. It’s such a great piece of gaming history.

He finally ran out of his extra 30 lives.

Nice memorial, thanks. RIP Kazuhisa Hashimoto. Thanks for giving me a chance to practice in those games.

“I’m an asshole who does shitty things on the road, and rather than changing my ways, I demand everyone else change.”

Driving is safe when we are doing predictable things. When you are acting outside of that covenant you are actively making life more difficult and dangerous for the rest of us.

Another day, another Jalopnik commenter bragging about their shitty driving habits and then “well actually-ing” when someone else lets them know how much of an asshole they are.

Why would you want to do this?  Why does it please you to make someone else’s day more difficult?

USS Auctions sell cars to both domestic and foreign buyers, with over 10 locations across Japan. The biggest of these is the USS Noda location.

Scrolling through internally saying: “want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want”.

Was he “along for the ride” though? If I agree to go with someone while they shoplift, but then they shoot the shopkeeper, should I be held responsible even though I had no idea anything other than petty theft would happen? That thinking basically makes you responsible for any decision a person you are with makes,…

Just think... if social media were a thing then, you might have inspired thousands of others to also light themselves on fire!

Rather bland compared with the DS9 concept promised a few years ago

The best looking Volvo vehicles are the concepts that don’t actually look like a Volvo. I’m sure it will get an extreme dullness makeover if it goes to production.

You use a lawn mower to cut 6 square feet of grass?

Don’t nobody tell these elephants we used to make the keys out of ‘em.

Ever since my local CostCo posted the calorie count on their menu items, I’ve had a hard time enjoying the chicken bake as much as I used to. Sweet, sweet ignorance, how I long for thee.

Nah, it’s definitely not the actor’s fault. The script is inherently terrible, but the client is 100% responsible for approving literally every aspect of a commercial. This is true from preproduction, to the day itself on set, and through post until it hits the air. Hard to believe it from a company that sells 3 grand…

“He makes mistake in his words just talking to him in a conversation, you would know if you weren’t so quick to judge,” wrote the person. “He is literally the most unselfish, honest, caring and loving man I know.”