“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

I don’t think you can play him in the outfield. I know it’s the World Series, and I know it’s the Cubs in the World Series, but you risk giving up an awful lot on defense even apart from the potential of a re-injury. Let’s not forget this team won 103 games (well, technically 101) without Schwarber. Have him be the…

Man, that’s a good way to get yourself Siouxed.

“The act also prohibits municipalities in North Carolina from enacting anti-discrimination policies,^[14] setting a local minimum wage, regulating child labor, or making certain regulations for city workers. The legislation also removes the statutory and common-law private right of action to enforce state…

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

The age of consent in Britain is 16? Maybe I’m biased as an American, but that doesn’t seem right.

Chris Rose is horrible.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

Glitches in his programming. Future upgrades will make it even harder for him to fail the Turing test.