What kind of work does your dog do? Do you live on a farm? Do you dogsled to work? Are you part of a bomb squad unit?

> its efficacy rare is on par with condoms

What is this #briefmessage thing? “Hey ladies, it’s international women’s day and all so I’d like you to post a picture of your panties on the internet. It’s for activism so you should probably try and write something on them. No, it literally doesn’t matter what you write, just as long as you spend a stupid amount of…

They’re tattooed on and the ink faded and turned green