princess leia is luke's sister, supposedly equal in the force as he is, only without the training. she isn't "just" a princess

"an alarming lack of faith"

No! I have a plan.

Get a friend your mom doesn't know, feed her a bunch of information about your family/mom. Then take your mom to see that friend, blow her mind and then use the money your mom paid the "medium" for pizza!

Oh, thank GOD! I was picturing a daycare center.

Meet Scout. She likes chin rubs and eggs.

I've always wanted to go to one dressed differently than I normally do, with different makeup and different hair and see what they come up with.

I am definitely OK with whatever nickname your grandfather wants to go with, bc A: he's a grandpa and he's lived long enough to be all "what I say goes" and B: I used to work with an older pilot named Speedy and I thought it was the cutest ever.

I would like to see it on a very fit man. I will reserve judgement until someone makes that happen.

I don't tan with anything. No sunscreen means I go from burnt to peeling to pale with no tan in between. My arms are marginally darker than the rest of me because I usually wear short sleeves, but that's it.

THIS. Why do we have to be tan? Why are my pale legs considered horrible and unsightly? I have had people tell me that they would rather be sunburned than pale, because at least it's "color". No thank you. I will stay as pale as I damn please and maybe when I'm older I won't look like a leathery sack.

1) I think my bright orange skin was the special armor that kept people away. Ah, to be 16 again. 2) No tattoos, especially not tribal. I'm gay, not tacky.

Headline should be: People Forget How the Sun Works. All my swimsuits have detachable straps because I don't want tan lines from when I lie down in the sun but I need straps for pretty much everything else. Wanting this practical feature means I get about two choices for swimsuits each year. Is it okay if I point…

Last week while dropping off a package at the local UPS station (not a euphemism), a red bearded guy said he'd make sure my shipment went out that night, even though I had missed the cut-off by a good 20 minutes or so... his justification: "Us gingerbeards have to stick together, man." Clearly a nod of respect at my…

As a ginger I don't know what confuses me more, the idea that someone wouldn't wear sunscreen, or the idea that people tan so evenly! PSA: Always put on sunscreen before you put the suit on!

Almost, but not quite: Aboriginal and First Nation are not synonymous. Aboriginal is an umbrella term in Canada that includes First Nation, Inuit, and Métis. The preference is generally to be as specific as possible, so if you are talking about the Indian Act, for example, you would say it affects First Nations. …

Fixed it.

The episode where Scott wants to try anal and Kourtney buys a huge dildo and says "only if you go first!" So funny. I love that pair and Kourtney is just badass.

He's a secret crush of mine too. He's a total dandy with the arrogance to pull it off - also, he takes the piss out of Kim Kardashian for a living. Swoon.

Ugh. I have this to say to Ms. McCarthy:

I think you just penned her concise obituary. This would also make a lovely epigraph for her tombstone.