Did you really think that the world (and by that I assume you mean American?) would be more ready to swoon over a Muslim member of 1D than a black guy, who is your president?

Oh man, but so many of those bands were huge in the UK, they are definitely not forgotten. BBMak, 5ive, Blue, Boyzone? TAKE THAT? WESTLIFE?!?!

YES, thank you. It's not like she was born royal like Wills. She's had a whole lifetime of posing for group photos like normal people.

Glad I'm not the only one who caught that. I was like— so a jokey play on her husband's name, not hers?

I missed Nasim's Kim soooo much during weekend update. Nicki Minaj was terrible in that role.

The first sentence says they'd only go up a cup or a cup-and-a-half, so you wouldn't stretch THAT much.

I'm still kicking myself for not buying this set in August when it was in my hands. We had limited suitcase space and bought the Ghostbusters and Back to the Future sets instead, like idiots.

Oh man, I would LOVE a random minifig set. The closest I've gotten to that is going to the LEGO store where they had a "make 3 minifigs" station with a bucket of clothes, a bucket of heads, a bucket of accessories and a bucket of hair. You could make 3 complete minifigs from the assortment for like $12?

Personally I was really glad for that leaked weed-smoking video because it confirmed in a big way that both Louis and Zayn regularly smoke up right before a show. It completely showed in the Where We Are date I saw this summer, and it took them about half the show to even open their fucking eyes. They were still…

Zayn's not the only one pissed at Matt Lauer for that fucked up question. It was pretty clear from the entire band's reaction that they didn't appreciate that random bullshit.

I actually looked into it, and they apparently DO sell Sudocrem in Canada, I'd just never seen it because it's stocked with the diaper stuff & I don't have kids. Gonna check it out!

Oooh magic. I wonder if there's a North American equivalent?

I assumed as such.

I'm not a teen but I am a Canadian so I buy a shitload of stuff from Charlotte Russe (and Rue 21) when I've visiting my parents in Florida every winter. The stuff is cheap as fuck but at least it's something different from what we have here so I won't look run into an Actual Teen in the same top.

Yo, I legitimately don't have a sense of smell. I can taste, though it's probably different from the way other people taste (how would I know?) and as a result I'm a wicked picky eater. I can also sort of "taste" some strong smells, like a snake. Like, carpet and hardware stores are a sensory experience, but I…

I think it depends on where you live in Canada. I'm in Halifax where it's filmed and, especially when it was still on, it was absolutely pervasive. There was a bar called Bubbles that has since closed but was an entire drinking establishment dedicated to the show.

Literally "sorry not sorry". Either way, he's the best one. You're raising an excellent child.

Just to make things worse, please let your daughter know that all of the 5SOS songs about dating older women (Eighteen, Mrs. All American, etc) were written by Michael. So he's your burden, not your child's. It's a problem for me personally to know this so I thought I'd share the pain.

FOB's What's This? cover is one of my favourite covers of any song ever, which is saying quite a lot. I mean, Patrick Stump could sing me the classified ads and I'd probably love it but my favourite song from that soundtrack + his voice = big stupid heart-eyes.

Perhaps you could get some Puking Pastilles off Fred (oh, no.. sad) or George?