Ok, now let me let you in on a super secret secret....

I agree, SAABs and Volvos have the best seats bar none. The Swedes just do seats better than anyone. My V70R in LA traffic was always comfortable same with my 9-5. Its the long term where they really shine. After hours your butt has no aches!

Not all winter tires are the same. This test completely skips performance winter tires.

What a story! Those strangers are to be commended.

Congratulations, Mr. Foxxwoof, on COTD! My award to you is another non-autonomous Golf which this lovely lady will deliver so you’ll be at your happiest.

My 740 wagon has only been cleaned once since it has been in my possession. That was the day after I bought it. But that’s really the glory of it though. A few surface rust spots here and there, I got a small dent on the door in a parking lot after someone’s stray cart rolled into it and I didn’t care. She’s…

User experience (UX) professional here.

“I’m therefore comfortable stating the old Ford GT is actually the fastest car in the world. Fight me.”

Depends on the manual car. My Acura RSX had a lockout pin that prevented shifting into reverse while moving foward. I think most modern manuals have a similar scheme.

Congratulations, Mr. Andres Etxeverriharza, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW for no special reason. This lovely lady will deliver it blah, blah, blah.

Saved my life. Last night I saw a mostly empty bottle of brake fluid in my garage last night. Unsure if I might have inadvertently ingested it, I proceeded to consume copious amounts of beverage from Belgium. I’m pleased to report that other than a slight headache, I am doing quite well.

And lots of chocolate cake.

Congratulations, Mr. Voice of C. Montgomery Burns, on COTD! My award to you is a Bugatti which this lovely lady will deliver after she eats a few cheeseburgers.

Aber ja, natürlich Hans nass ist, er steht unter einem Wasserfall.

Exactly....I didn’t realize I posted a pic with chrome wheels. Here, let me fix that.

Glad I can bring my terrible puns to Jalopnik.

Congratulations, Mr. LongbowMkII, on COTD today! I would like to gift you with a Ford Fiesta which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she wipes out a few Ferraris.

Why did he hit it? It was in plane sight.

“Better late than never”

All cars in the UK have rear high-intensity fog lights. They’re there for fucktards to put on if there’s the slightest drizzle and leave on until the next service.